Post by THE BLOGGER ! on Jan 2, 2012 2:17:26 GMT -5
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 Hey there bitches, I bet you thought I was gone, or should I say hoped. Well too bad, I’m still here and I’ve been watching all of you very closely. I must say that you make my job very easy by being your train wreck selves. There doesn’t seem to be a single functional person at this school. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love watching all of you crash and burn, but it is a touch sad. That being said, what else could be expected from a bunch of hormone riddled teenagers? It’s a good thing I’m here to document every delicious detail. Let’s start with a name we all know, Cassandra Graham. You probably know her as the girl who slept with the old cheer captain’s boyfriend. The poor little slut didn’t even know what hit her. She was thrown down the social latter faster than you can say whore. We won’t dwell on that one though because that’s old news. I thought I wouldn’t be talking about the little home wreaker again but she’s been spotted with one of Kimball’s most notorious man whores. No, I’m not talking about Nathan Fletcher , even he has standards, I’m talking about Noah Whittaker. I guess it is true that he’ll pounce on anything with a vagina and a pulse. It seems that the two of them were seen sitting in her car together, careful Noah, you have a lot to lose. Speaking of a lot to lose, it seems one Mr. Zachary Weiger was spotted biking to school. Hate to break it to you, but women tend to prefer four wheels. That being said, it looks like some girls don’t mind. By some girls, I mean lowly little band geeks like Kayla Walker. The two of them were seen disappearing into the band room after sharing an impromptu breakfast outside of Kimball. I’ll never understand why Mercer decided to take pity on Weiger but that doesn’t seem like a good way of repaying her. I would suggest staying on the popular side of things if you want to keep your spot Zach. I know Mercer appears to be cute and cuddly but she’s a bitch at heart and you should know how good she is at taking people down. Let’s move on from geeks and start talking about freaks! That’s right; I’m taking about Kimball’s most embarrassing blemish, Alexander Lincoln. You might not know him by name but you’ve all made fun of him before. I don’t blame you of course, the boys as crazy as it gets. Up until now, I thought everyone had good enough judgement to stay the hell away from the little sociopath. I guess I was wrong though because it seems like he’s getting rather friendly with Alice Montgomery. You probably know her best as Cade’s little sister. It’s hard to believe those two are related though, the girls obviously a bit touched in the head. Her fashion choices and eye makeup could tell you that much. I would have thought that even she wouldn’t be stupid enough to associate with Lincoln, guess I was wrong. I would stick to Jason Southurst if I were you sweet heart. While we’re on the topic of Jason Southurst, I’ve got something to spill. He seems to be very friendly with the new boy Sullivan Griffin. I don’t know too much about him yet but I do know that he enjoys a little streaking. In case you haven’t heard, the two were caught running down the street completely naked. Was it a dare or some sort of weird foreplay? I guess we’ll just have to see, keep in mind Jason, straight boys can be a major cock block. You know what else is a cock block? Committed relationships. That’s right, I’m looking at you Barbie Lyons. Apparently one of Kimball’s biggest whores is in relationship with the notorious Vin Owens. In case you live under a rock and don’t know what I’m talking about, he’s the one who nearly had his clothes ripped off at The Aftershock. I don’t know about you, but I give this relationship two minutes, once a whore, always a whore. It seems her second in command, Anya Fontaine is doing a pretty good job in her place. She’s been all over the delicious Matthew Collins and he doesn’t seem to be objecting. Careful Anya, that boy moves fast, he’s already trying to get into Delores A.K.A Lo-Lee-Ta Turner’s pants. I wouldn’t hold your breath Matt, she’s all about waiting for marriage, stick with the sluts that do it like it’s going out of style. Let’s stay on the topic of sluts for a few more minutes so we can talk about Dawn Carmichael. She might be new, but she’s already made quite the name for herself. The school administrators have even decided that she needs special help. Unfortunately, they’re not sending her to the crazy house like we want her to but they have sent her to see the very yummy Asher Delacroix. If you’re not fucked up in the head and haven’t had to visit him, he’s the new resource teacher at Kimball. Apparently they think he can “help” Dawn. Knowing her, the only thing he can do is “help” her out of her clothes. Who knows what goes on behind that office door? At least he’s more subtle than Miss Savannah Wilde, she seemed to be very friendly with loner, Saul Stanton, some would way a bit too friendly. Doesn’t she know that students are off limits? Before I sign off, I have one more little tidbit for all of you. I bet you thought you were in the clear Theodore Sterling, you thought wrong. Don’t worry Rose, I’ll mention you in a second. I’ve heard that Vince has a new friend and she’s been seen coming and going from his house. Most of you probably haven’t heard about Beatrix Edwards, don’t worry, I hadn’t either until recently. She’s a new girl so I can’t tell you much but knowing Vince, she’s probably just another one of his whores he wants to add to his collection. Now, just like I promised, it’s your turn Rosemary Sterling. I wouldn’t leave out a little wannabe like you. I don’t have much to say but I was just wondering if your big brother knew how much you were sneaking out at night to visit various Kimball boys. Careful Theo, your baby sister is going to turn into one of those brainless skanks you love so much. Well that’s all for me for now, I have a few other leads I’m looking into for next time. If you weren’t mentioned, don’t worry, you will be. Just remember, I’m always watching and I don’t like to leave out any juicy details. If you have any tips for me than I would love to hear them. Happy New Year bitches. to comment ! [blockquote][blockquote][table][tr][td][img]100 BY 100 ICON OF YOUR CHARACTER HERE.[/img][/td][td] |
